Sunday, September 13, 2009
Bears
So as you know, I'm single again. I'm feeling a bit down about this and looking for a nice leather daddy to take me on. Tonight while out to dinner with Evn, I found myself seated near a table of grizzlies. Now, two of the three looked like extras in a late 90's porn, but they were okay. But the third grizzly, oh my. I wanted to splay myself on the table right then and there. But I digress....so, as they got up to leave, Evn grabbed Big Sexy Grizzly and said, "My friend thinks you're hot." Oh my, I turned red and then Big Sexy Grizzly held his hand out and said, "I'm Dave" and all I could do was mumble something and stare at the floor. Oh my, is it really all that bad for me to want to put his penis in my mouth?
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I'm sorry to hear about that. Break ups really suck. I had a particularly bad one back in 06.
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I know this guy named Alan who is a fluffy ole bear trucker in your town. I bet he would be just crazy about you. Ought to give him an email at ***ard3@gmail.com. LOL is part of this comment. BTW, you are witty and fun to read, as well.
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize how good-looking Dave was until I accosted him. What I should've said was, "...and by 'my friend thinks you're hot,' I mean please poke me in the bad place."
ReplyDeleteAlas, I'm a top. Such is life.
I think that there is a big difference between being appreciative of someone's beauty/good looks/sexual appeal has been confused by the idea that sex is bad and looking at someone should be conceived as lecherous.
ReplyDeleteIt's all in the approach. Who knows? Maybe he found that sudden shyness appealing. ;)